[NetBehaviour] WINNER of the 'New Media Arts' patenting of a term- program.

[marc]

FROM:THE DIRECTOR
PRIZE AWARD DEPT.
REF:EL3/9318/04
BATCH:8/163/EL.
Attn: Dear Sir...

WINNER of the 'New Media Arts' patenting of a term- program.
 
CONGRATULATIONS!!!

We are pleased to inform you of the result for the International 'New 
Media Arts' patenting of a term- program.
 
You are the one- Oh yes you are. The very, very, special individual who 
has bagged the term 'New Media Art'.
 
Our records show us that you are the true genius who has 'the' rightful 
claim over this much debated definition, over any other group or individual.

We have conclusive evidence from a cctv camera 
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v469/whitepanther012/jcam66.jpg), 
that has captured your good self urinating up a tree in the act of 
defining and claiming New Media Art as your territory. It has been 
proven by professional research/sources, after taking a sample of your 
urine that you are that 'special' individual.

Please contact our department of patents and prizes office to claim your 
rightful place in history. We have wasted no time in ordering you the 
correct attire to wear on that special day of when you collect the 
prize. Check here - 
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It is now officially your right to claim this title which you as a 'well 
bred' genius quite rightly do deserve - it is a privilege that you will 
soon join our society of assured quality and excellence.

'Victory won't wait for the patent that's late'