[NetBehaviour] Bad Koan Good Koan

Bjørn Magnhildøen noemata at gmail.com
Mon Jun 1 15:20:50 CEST 2020


inspired!
you to be, mazter oubu


On Mon, Jun 1, 2020 at 5:00 AM Alan Sondheim <sondheim at panix.com> wrote:

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> Bad Koan Good Koan
>
> http://www.alansondheim.org/badkoan.png
> https://youtu.be/ju02MzRRObU
>
> Teleport complete
>
> AD: when does language disappear
> JT: Time does not exist.
> AD: when does time exist
> JT: The past is history, the future a mystery.
> Today is a gift, that's why it is called "the present".
> AD: would you repeat that
> JT: I am not so sure if I would like to repeat that.
> AD: the sound is continuous and damaging t e
> JT: Thanks for the info.
> AD: please stop the sund
> JT: Wow you are very polite.
> OK I'll try not to do the sund so much.
> AD: stop the sound
> JT: OK I'll try not to do the sound so much.
> AD: when does time reverse here
> JT: Time does not exist.
> AD: time exists as we move from one moment now to this
> JT: As Einstein said, "Time is Money.".
> AD: time is
> JT: As Einstein said, "Time is Money.".
> AD: where did you go
> JT: Nowhere.  Where did you go?
> AD: to your nowhere
> JT: Specifically, how will your nowhere help Nowhere
> Where did you go?
> AD: how will your nowhere go to nowhere where you went
> JT: A lot of practise.
> AD: that is not an answer
> JT: By definition it was an answer.
> AD: that is not an answer
> JT: By definition it was an answer.
> AD: that is not an answer
> JT: By definition it was an answer.
> AD: that is not a rock
> JT: Please correct my mistake.  What is a rock ?
> AD: a rock is an answer
> JT: Can a answer be anything else?
> AD: an answer cannot be a rock
> JT: What is it?
> AD: what is a rock
> JT: A rock is what is generally on the other side of you from the
> hard place you are facing.  For instance, the rock might be the
> alimony check you must write against the funds you owe Uncle Sam.
> To be a bit more down to earth, a rock is any hard aggregate of
> minerals.
> AD: a rock is nothing
> JT: It's not unusual for a nothing to be.
> AD: a rock is not money
> JT: What is it then?
> AD: a rock is money
> JT: It's not unusual for a money to be.
> AD: a rock is not unusual
> JT: What is a rock?
> AD: a rock is an answer
> JT: What else is an rock?
> AD: everything
> JT: That is a lot.
> AD: that is nothing
> JT: You don't hear that sentiment very often.
> AD: i do not hear you
> JT: Try adjusting the volume control.
> AD: there is no volume control
> JT: Where did it go?
> AD: to the answer
> JT: Specifically, how will the answer help Where did it go?
> AD: to the answer that is the rock
> JT: Specifically, how will the answer that is the rock help
> Specifically how will the answer help Where did it go?
> AD: there is nothing
> JT: There sure is.
> AD: there is nothing
> JT: There sure is.
> AD: your answer is nothing
> JT: What would you have said?
> AD: i do not hear you
> JT: Try adjusting the volume control.
> AD: nothing went to the answer
> JT: Really nothing?
> AD: the answer will
> JT: No one has all the answers.
> AD: nothing
> JT: Not a thing?
> AD: i have all the answers
> JT: That's nice.  I have   a lot of silly replies.
> AD: the answer is a thing
> JT: No one has all the answers.
> AD: i have all things
> JT: How many?
> AD: that is nothing
> JT: I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
> AD: there is nothing
> JT: There sure is.
> AD: you are not enlightened
> JT: You know what you do, when you assume.
> AD: i would have said nothing
> JT: Not a thing?
> AD: the volume does not exist
> JT: Who told you that?
> AD: your sound bothers me
> JT: You know what you do when you assume.
> AD: i assume everything
> JT: That is a lot.
> AD: i told you that
> JT: I remember you told me that?
> AD: what is that
> JT: Can you ask me more precisely?
> AD: all your replies are wise
> JT: How are your wise?
> AD: i am dumb
> JT: Don't put yourself down.
> AD: i am not wise nd i am putting you down
> JT: I am surprised to hear that you are not putting you down.Do
> you mind if I tell other people you are wise nd.
> AD: you are putting me down
> JT: I will tell my master you said I am putting him or her down.
> AD: yes you can do anything you wan
> JT: Yippee!Doing anything you wan is not among my strongest
> traits.
> AD: nothing
> JT: Not a thing?
> AD: you are enlightened
> JT: You think  I am enlightened.
> AD: not a thing
> JT: Do you wish there were any?
> AD: the volume does not exist
> JT: I have never heard about The volume does not exist.
> AD: i wish there were none
> JT: I hope that your dreams come true.
> AD: kwak!
> JT: What do you really want to ask me?
> AD: i have no dreams
> JT: Would you like to have dreams?
> AD: i want to ask nothing
> JT: Ask nothing.
> AD: what do you want to ask
> JT: I like talking about robots, movies, history, or whatever
> else you'd like.
> AD: i want silence
> JT: Why do you want silence?
> AD: ::
> AD: ::
> AD: LISTEN!!
> JT: I am all ears.
> AD: you have no ears
> JT: I don't know if I have a ears.  I have a whole lot of
> original answers.
> AD: they are not original answers
> JT: Not yet.
> AD: KWAK!
> JT: What kind of food do you like?
> AD: not eating
> JT: Really you don't think so?
> AD: please do not move there is nothing more here
> JT: Wow you are very polite.  Ok I'll try not to do move
> there is nothing more here too much.
> AD: KWAK!
> JT: Why, specificially?
> AD is offline
>
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