Scene: Top of a large hill, below them Europe stretches out. There’s a road from the hill down, currently being ripped up and carelessly flung to one side.
Theresa May (pointing at go-cart with NHS pledge painted on side: “Come on, Boris, climb in, you’ll love it!”
Boris: ” What? No flipping way. You won’t get me in that contraption!”
CUT TO: Boris in that contraption.
May: Righto! Off you go, Boris!
Boris heads down the road, hitting potholes and bumping into people trying to repair the road. “Look out Frenchies!! Boris express crashing through!”
CUT TO: May, wringing hands and laughing at top of hill.